CALLING ALL, WELL YOU KNOW WHO YOU are!

Is it real or is it fake, did YOU just take the bait?

Okay so you think your cool by sticking in a couple of blowup celebrities with a co-pilot dummy. Who's next, the perfect parent Britney driving a bus full of Girl Scouts to a troop meeting ? Give me a break "E!" nobody cares if you want to be like "Ashton", did I just get Punk'd? I would rather see a five hour special on how they clean the sheets at the Chateau Marmont or watch "The Hills" cast go back to Laguna Beach. Wait a second, what's up with reverse roll playing right now guys acting like girls and girls well they just can't act. Are your writers still on strike? No, no this is a reality show and it has always carried around a smell somewhat like "Dancing with the Stars" old, Aqua Net using, "Extra" value meals. Don't fear, I hear they are casting actors uh'hum ACTORS to sell land with Ponch on the late nights.

Well at least Tom's spaceship has room for Oprah and Uncle Tom, oops I meant O'bama. Wait, this is starting to sound like the next episode of Pop Fiction.

What's up with Big Brother 9? The pink hair bicycle freak is being true to the game, what, who am I kidding the idiot has a bow-tie tattoo on his neck. Like he is true to his word, he sent his boyfriend Matty to the sequester house so Josh would quit flirting with him. Oh yeah, how is the male porn treating you these days Jimmy?

I spy a crying guy, is it true that Jorge Clooney has worn out his welcome in the 323? I bet your fearless leader Tony Villar would know. Who would have thought that Tony left his wife to be Hillary's running mate?

Pass the word, not HEP-C!

Who's Next?

F HOLLYWOOD, WHO'S NEXT?

Two minutes to the boulevard or will it be the BOO, what, who really says this? Sack it up and step out of the shadows, you are the next platinum billboard star on Sunset not Lowhand again, are my boobs real or are they fake? Who cares, everyone has seen them anyway! Does Spelling really matter? According to 90210 it does.

How are your feet so far, are they starting to hurt from the name dropping? After all that's what Hollywood is all about right, dropping a few Sam (how are my 10 chins) Ruben or wearing a couple Hilton's on your convertible belt buckle pass the video camera my hair extensions are on fire in my underwear again, underwear, yeah right!

Opp's I did it again, I spilt my diet pills in my Rangie while the kids were driving, but that's what we do in between the boulevard and the BOO !

Pass the word, not HEP-C !

Who's Next?